I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
