That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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