Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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