She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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