you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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