no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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