btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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