Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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