can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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