You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he fucked my hip out of place.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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