That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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