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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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