Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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