when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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