Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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