fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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