there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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