sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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