if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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