white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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