Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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