my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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