Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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