He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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