do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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