You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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