Your mouth is God's brothel.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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