So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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