Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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