No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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