It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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