Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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