I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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