I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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