then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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