Banned from zoo.
Again?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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