We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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