My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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