You smell like stripper and shame
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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