Umm I'm too high to move.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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