my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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