Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
