Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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