dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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