you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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