did you get engaged???
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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