i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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