I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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