he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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