wat bout pragnant strippers??
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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