I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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