You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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