so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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