It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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