dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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