How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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