never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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