ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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