dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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