it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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