Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
